Kung Fu Chaos Intro - Original Xbox
Here is the intro of Kung Fu Chaos on the Original Xbox recorded in PAL-60.
Game Description: Kung Fu Chaos is a 3D fighting party game developed by Just Add Monsters and published by Microsoft Game Studios. It was released worldwide for the Xbox in 2003. The game's theme song during the opening intro is Kung Fu Fighting by Carl Douglas.Kung Fu Chaos often breaks the fourth wall. The entire game is about the player controlling a selection of characters making a kung fu film. The actions of these characters are then processed as films and the player can watch them. Although the game is centred on a classic kung fu film, it has certain characters and levels that do not belong in a martial arts film (such as a city under attack by aliens).Playable:Master Sho Yu: An elderly martial arts master.Ninja Fu Hiya: A blue ninja. Prized possession is his signed poster of Bruce Lee.Monkey: A parody of the Monkey King from Journey to the West. Became immortal after urinating on the Mountain king's favourite tablecloth.Lucy Cannon: A parody of blaxploitation heroines such as Foxy Brown and Cleopatra Jones. Prized possession is Baby doll, her shotgun.Xui Tan Sour: A young martial artist who seeks to avenge her parents, who were killed by members of a rival circus, parodying the idea that in martial arts films, the hero/heroine is avenging their families' death from a rival, often a rival clan.Chop & Styx: A samurai and baby pair that parodies Lone Wolf and Cub.Unlockable:Candi Roll: A roller-skating blonde.Captain Won Ton: An overweight luchador. Wrestler by day, justice avenger by the rest of the day.Shao Ting: The film's loud and obnoxious director. He also serves as the final boss of the game. He sees himself as a womanizer, and after creating Kung Fu Chaos the Movie, with no plot whatsoever, he creates an experimental art film where he runs around naked for two hours chased by zombie nurses.